Ode to a Naked Female

guest post by The Crossbowman

You know something?  I like to see myself  as an intelligent man.  I think I'm fairly smart.  I'm considerate of others, and I try to see issues from more than one side.  Blah blah, sensitive, blah, blah blah.

I love the female figure.  I really do.  I especially love the female figure naked... or nearly naked.

I love a curvaceous woman... she needn't have huge breasts, but I like a woman who ISN'T built like one of the Olsen twins.

I love to see a woman that is proud of her curves, and isn't afraid to wear jeans because her round might make her "look fat"... (add a nice, well-placed tattoo, and I might do tricks for her)

Despite all of the crap churned out by most media outlets, I am unconcerned with how skinny women are. I don't care if a woman has a flat belly and I don't care if she has a small ass.

Many men (and women) have had their brains scrambled over the last four or five decades about the beauty of female figure, for years we, in my generation (I'm 43), have been bombarded with the twiggy-look as the ultimate female form, despite the fact that this is unrealistic. Not to mention unhealthy.

No, give me a woman who has a full, lush body. A woman with curves. The Crossbowman likes a woman with child-bearing hips, and ass that isn't flat. I love a woman that looks after her body, but is disinterested in someone else's ideal of what it should be.

It's all about confidence.

A confident woman is a sexy woman. I love a woman that is sexually confident, who knows what she wants, and isn't afraid to say what it is.

Confidence is the sexiest trait a woman has.

Comments

[Heather]

Crossbowman,

I think I love you. Take me now.

;-)

Seriously, I love your attitude. My husband is the same way. It's nice to know that there are men out there who aren't brainwashed by Victoria's Secret catalogues.

[Racy Red]

Between the skirts you advocate and this post, I do believe Crossbowman, you may be the perfect male.

Just don't tell my husband. He likes to think he has that title all wrapped up. I'd have to compare him and you in a skirt to say who the real winner is though...

[The Crossbowman]

I also carry heavy things and cook! ;)

[LizB]

If I weren't already taken, you would be the man of my dreams. Oh well, there are always fantasies.

[Kelly]

Yeah for men who aren't all about the Victoria Beckham's of the world! (Because, quite frankly, yuck.)

[Jennifer McKenzie]

My husband actually made the comment (after I'd been dieting for a while) that I was losing "too much" weight. He said I was fine at a size 14. He told me he liked my ass right where it was and if I lost anymore, my ass would get smaller. Not a plus in his book. LOL.
Great post.

[cerebralmum]

To Liz - hardly any men are about Victoria Beckham, and the ones who are usually view women as an accessory to be displayed like a Birkin bag.

Crossbowman - I couldn't agree with you more - confidence is the sexiest attribute. In men as well as women.

As for your cooking and carrying ability, can you get things down from the top shelf? :)

[moosh in indy.]

Which makes my damn bikini project look so much more hopeful.
If only you could clone yourself and all be there when it comes out.

[KathyC]

yah i dont see how any guy would like a chick that was too skinny, too bad alot of young girls get made fun of so the results are un avoidable

[TheCrossbowman]

Well, Moosh...you can always post your bikini pics!

;)