by hot mama
Doesn't this brighten a dreary February day?
OMFG!
I'm not the only one with my eyeballs stuck to my monitor. Over at Mama Pop, Catherine poses a question:
Whatever. My eyes hurt already, and I've only been looking at this picture for, like, twenty minutes. I've been trying to figure out if neon green banana-hammocks enhance or detract from the male form, and if - in either case - they are harbingers of some looming evil. Am still undecided.
I've decided. I say it works. Yep, I'm all for neon green banana-hammocks. Look how it accentuates the coyly hidden package, with a sexy tuft of public hair poking out. Notice how the V points downwards, drawing the eye to the delectable mound below. The best part is, his willingness to put this thing on and actually pose for pictures illustrates a mighty fine sense of humour--and that my friends, is the sexiest thing of all.
Now, I just need to see the rear view. I just might come all over my keyboard.
here's a behind shot for you :)
http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-05-from-behind
Posted by: geena | February 06, 2008 at 11:57 AM
I'm just afraid that might be Jude Law.
Doesn't do it for me. Looks like he just stuck his arms through the legs of a really ugly speedo.
Call me a prude, but when it comes to guys, I like a little left to the imagination.
Posted by: MammaLoves | February 06, 2008 at 01:14 PM
Curse you!! I can't stop looking. That is just disturbing.
Posted by: MammaLoves | February 06, 2008 at 01:15 PM
LMFAO.
Personally, I find the pubes a bit disturbing, but then that's just me.
Posted by: Her Bad Mother | February 06, 2008 at 07:22 PM
And, FYI, it's John Mayer. Fathers, be good to your daughters and keep them away from THIS GUY.
Posted by: Her Bad Mother | February 06, 2008 at 07:23 PM
Rear view at TMZ.com. He has a VERY NICE rear view!!!
Posted by: Jen | February 06, 2008 at 09:54 PM
Sorry it is not TMZ, it is a Florida based morning show that I listen to here is the link http://mj.z1077.com/pages/mainfeed.html?feed=204719&article=3239423
Posted by: Jen | February 06, 2008 at 10:03 PM
Ew... but then, I don't roll like that.
Posted by: Gunfighter | February 14, 2008 at 05:32 PM
I almost threw up.
Posted by: Denguy | February 24, 2008 at 09:42 PM
He's kinda cute, methinks. A bathing suit-tribute to Borat.
Posted by: Kelly | February 25, 2008 at 09:25 AM
Gotta say, I've trolled past here EVERY DAY, looking for something new and scandalous. Truth to tell, neon green banana hammocks are SO last month.
Really, SOMEBODY needs to cough up some editorial content, if for no other reason than to move this yahoo from the top of the page. He's had his 15 minutes for over a month now.
Please? Something new and tantalizing. Scandalous and provocative is desired but absence of either isn't a deal-breaker.
Posted by: Bill | March 10, 2008 at 10:11 AM
Hellloooooooo?
Are all the sex-ed courses over for this term?
Eh? Miss you guys - where've you been?
Posted by: daysgoby | March 23, 2008 at 02:58 PM